Wooow, pretty sure I’m not interested in a follower whose blog title is slutty milf party. 

If I create a character it’s pretty much guaranteed that they’re into butt stuff lol

“Does Innes like Isabela pegging them or Fenris or Varric?”

—Anonymous

Did you know that Isabela has the largest and most varied collection of harnesses and dildos in all of Kirkwall? (Possibly all of Thedas, but she has no way to check.) Nobody is quite she where she’s keeping them all, what with living in the Hanged Man and everything but she has one for every occasion: enchanted dildos that warm up, harnesses made from nug leather, really nice harnesses with gold-inlay on the tooled leather, and a really pretty blue glass dildo that she likes to tell people is made of lyrium though it isn’t. 

So yeah, Innes and the boys like a good rogering now and then. :3 Varric made a lot of noise about how he’ll just sit this part of it out because he’d rather just watch but nah, he’s totally into it too. 

Incidentally, Shea is a size queen and Isabela has been looking for a dildo that he can’t take and hasn’t found it yet. If I do decide to make Shea one of my Inquisitors (Trevelyan has to be a pseudonym I mean really) he’ll be riding the bull for the challenge alone. 

charliexxx:

So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it. 

LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT

This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY

No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now. 

I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life. 

oliverthesnail:

Oliver loves bowling, so long as he doesn’t get confused for the ball!

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i literally always favor threesomes/polyamory over love triangles

mererecorder:

Morrigan- step 2 by karichristensen

“why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance”

—Anonymous

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.


Monet’s Garden. Would die to visit it

Monet’s Garden. Would die to visit it

“Do Shea, Anders, and Isabela share a bed when they're not having their happy fun times? Or do they prefer to sleep on their own schedules/in their own spaces?”

teadrinkingdragon

Occasionally! Shea has sleep issues. He has delayed sleep phase disorder and insomnia, which means he doesn’t sleep nearly as much or at the same times as his paramours. Often what happens is he lays in bed with one of them until they fall asleep, then he gets up to read or do needlepoint or go for a walk. Sometimes he crawls back into bed in the morning when he actually starts to get tired and spoons for a little it. 

Generally Isabela prefers her own space and Anders is more cuddly, so Anders ends up at the Hawke manor more often. Sometimes Isabela shows up too, and sometimes she’ll stay if Anders is there, but she really does prefer to have her own space. 

“Did any of your triads start out as a V and turn into a Delta? How long was it before that happened and can you talk more about how it came about? (Feel free to just pick one or two if this applies to too many of them.)”

pierceaholic

Actually yes!

Mayu and Fenris were both with Isabela but not with one another. Mayu is panromantic but only sexually attracted to women, and because of that, even though Fenris cared for her, he wasn’t sure how to approach the idea of the three of them being in a relationship together. He didn’t expect sex from her, and he was actually really interested in a non-sexual romantic relationship, but he was kind of nervous to broach the subject because he’s really aware of boundaries and doesn’t want to even nudge them, much less cross them. He ended up talking to Isabela about it, and Isabela brought it up to Mayu because she knew she would be amenable. 

Mayu and Fenris had always been close, but it just took talking about it, and that took about a year from the date that Fenris was convinced he wanted to be in a relationship with her. 

ASK ME ABOUT MY POLYSHIPS FOR POLYSHIP DAY. 

Innes Hawke/Fenris/Isabela/Varric

Leif Hawke/Varric/Anders

Mayu Hawke/Fenris/Isabela

Darcy Hawke/Anders/Isabela

Shea Hawke/Anders/Isabela

Mona Shepard/Liara/Kaidan

I feel like there’s more but let’s go with this.

i drew you a better dick
a dick with a future

i drew you a better dick

a dick with a future

maybethings:

That sound you hear is Paloma discovering that she’s got some kind of 0.5, too.
Paloma: …ksjrehwekjfnnnnnnhhhhh all right FINE maybe your boyfriend’s not that bad, dwarf.Vyera: Thank you.

maybethings:

That sound you hear is Paloma discovering that she’s got some kind of 0.5, too.

Paloma: …ksjrehwekjfnnnnnnhhhhh all right FINE maybe your boyfriend’s not that bad, dwarf.
Vyera: Thank you.

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